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« on: January 22, 2010, 22:44:17 »

Here are a few thoughts that I got in an email. I thought they were good enough to pass along:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!


And now some thoughts to remember.....

"A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have." -Thomas Jefferson

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776.
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